- Yosemite Sam: That dame's taking everything but the kitchen sink.
- [kitchen sink drops into Sam's arms]
- [Bugs, dressed as Granny, comes up to Yosemite Sam with a tray full of coffee supplies]
- Bugs: One or two lumps?
- Yosemite Sam: Make it two.
- Bugs: Two? Okay.
- [Bugs takes a mallet and delivers two lumps to Sam's noggin with it]
- Bugs: One, two.
- [He then runs off, giggling]
- Bugs: [preparing to duel with Sam] En garde?
- Yosemite Sam: I'm ready!
- Bugs: [Sam starts taking his steps while Bugs counts] One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, nine and a half, nine and three quarters, nine and three sixteenths, eleven sixteenths, twelve sixteenths, ten!
- [a bus runs over Sam]
- Bugs: Yep, he's right on time.
- Yosemite Sam: [lying dazed in the middle of the street] Ooh... what a night.
- [Bugs is disguised as a Frenchman]
- Bugs: Eh, what is up, M'sieur le physician?
- Yosemite Sam: You darn dude! I'll give you a taste of leather!
- [Smacks Bugs across the face with his glove]
- Bugs: Ha! You have insult the great lover, the Marquis of Queensbury Rules! Take *this*!
- [Slips a brick into his glove and hits Sam with it, the broken pieces falling out]
- Granny: [Being chased by Yosemite Sam] Land sake! Nothing like this has happened to me since the boys got back from Gettysburg!
- [Giggles]