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Quotes
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[first lines]
Miss Frances Planey : Orville, after you've finished flying the jet ships for the children, bring them back to the orphanage. Then cut the lawn and water the plants.
Orville : All right, Miss Planey.
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Orville : What kind of hot rod was that?
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[last lines]
Orville : She crowned me again.
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Orville : I don't want to go to the Moon. If I wanted green cheese, I'd go to the delicatessen.
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Orville : I'm Orville.
Dr. Orvilla : [to Lester] See, Orville. He don't even know how to say the name. The name is Orvilla!
Orville : No, Orville.
Dr. Orvilla : [to Lester] He's the quack pots.
[to Orville, giving him his briefcase]
Dr. Orvilla : Do you mind-a hold this please?
Orville : No, sir.
Dr. Orvilla : [slaps Orville] The name is Orvilla.
Orville : [gives Dr. Orvilla back his briefcase] Now, I don't go for that kind of stuff.
[slaps Dr. Orvilla]
Orville : Now, cut it out. My name is Orville.
Dr. Orvilla : [mumbles in Italian] I'm-a gonna give you a buckaroo.
[hands Orville his briefcase and slaps him]
Dr. Orvilla : The name is Orvilla!
Orville : [hands back Dr. Orvilla's briefcase] Now, you hold that. Now, you cut it out!
[slaps Dr. Orvilla]
Orville : Slappin' me in the face like that. My name is Orville.
Dr. Orvilla : You make-a me lose my temper, you.
[hands back his briefcase to Orville]
Dr. Orvilla : The name is Orvilla!
[slaps Orville so hard he falls down on a chair]
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Dr. Orvilla : [to Lester] How can he be Orvilla? He don't even-a speak-a like-a me?
Orville : I tink I speak even-a betterin' than you.
Dr. Orvilla : No mock-a me.
Orville : Whose-a mockin'-a you?
[Dr. Orvilla slaps Orville, Orville slaps Dr. Orvilla, etc. etc]
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Orville : Hey, Dr. Wilson, is there anything else I can do?
Dr. Wilson : I'm afraid not, Orville. This kind of work requires a high IQ.
Orville : A what?
Dr. Wilson : [louder] High IQ.
Orville : High IQ, too.
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Orville : How am I gonna eat with this fishbowl on my head?
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Mugsy : [to Allura] Ah, fair flower of Venus. The sight of you makes my lips burn for your kisses. It kindles the fires of love in my heart. The flames sear my soul.
Orville : Squirt the hose on him, put the fire out, and put him in the dungeon.
Venusian Captain Olivia : Yes, oh mighty King.