If a Body Meets a Body (1945)
Larry Fine: Larry Mink
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Quotes
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Moe Pink : Didn't you say you had an uncle?
Curly Q. Link : Yeah, uncle Bob O. Link, but the family didn't speak to him. He had millions.
Moe Pink : That's it! We're rich.
Larry Mink : We're filthy with dough!
Moe Pink : You're filthy without it.
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Moe Pink : [finds a horseshoe in his soup] Why you numbskull, we sent you to the butcher shop for meat, not the glue factory.
[hits Curly with the horseshoe]
Larry Mink : He's trying to poison us, that's what.
Moe Pink : You get out of this house before I split your throat from ear to ear you Lucrezia Borgia.
Curly Q. Link : If that means what I think it does...
Moe Pink : So what?
Curly Q. Link : So I'll go.
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Moe Pink : Hark, who goes there?
Curly Q. Link : Friend or enemy?
Larry Mink : Give us the countersign.
Moe Pink , Curly Q. Link , Larry Mink : [Detective slaps all three of them] Pass, friend.
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Curly Q. Link : [reading his uncle's will] "To my niece, Elisa Link, I leave one million, two hundred fifty thousand dollars. To my nephew, Curly Q. Link..." That's me! That's me!
Larry Mink : Yes! Yes!
Moe Pink : How much. How much?
Curly Q. Link : "To my nephew, Curly Q. Link, I leave a sum total of sixty seven cents, net."
Moe Pink : [in despair] Sixty seven cents!
Curly Q. Link : Sixty seven cents!
Larry Mink : Sixty seven cents!
[they hit each other, pull out their own hair and say it over and over again until fade out]
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Larry Mink : Here's one. "Wanted: Gravediggers."
Moe Pink : No, no, too morbid.
Curly Q. Link : Da morbid, da merrier! Nyuk nyuk nyuk!
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Curly Q. Link : You know my name is Curly Q. Link!
Larry Mink : What's the "Q" stand for? Quincy?
Curly Q. Link : No.
Moe Pink : Quillip?
Curly Q. Link : No.
Moe Pink : What does the "Q" stand for?
Curly Q. Link : Cuff.
Larry Mink : Oh, Cuff Link!
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Larry Mink : [about Curly's soup] Smells like a dead horse!
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Larry Mink : [trying to fall asleep, a skeleton skull bonks him on the head] Ooh!
[nudges Moe]
Larry Mink : Hey, what's the idea of hittin' me in the head?
Moe Pink : I didn't hit you on the head. Yet.
[Moe bonks Larry on the head]