Bathing Beauty (1944)
Red Skelton: Steve Elliot
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Quotes
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Professor Hendricks : Are we keeping you awake, Mr. Elliot?
Steve Elliot : Barely.
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Steve Elliot : [on the phone] You've got to connect me. She's my husband. I mean, I'm her wife.
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Steve Elliot : [kisses Caroline] Gee, it's fun to be people.
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Steve Elliot : I'll never write another boogie-woogie tune as long as I live. With you as my inspiration, I can write important music like symphonies and tone poems or sonatas.
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Carlos Ramirez : She was at the travel window buying a ticket.
Steve Elliot : Well, ticket for what? You know where she was going?
Carlos Ramirez : I don't remember. Something like, a cow.
Steve Elliot : Cow? Don't tell me she went to Moscow?
Carlos Ramirez : No.
Steve Elliot : Istanbul?
Carlos Ramirez : No. Is there some such place as Jersey?
Steve Elliot : Well, there's New Jersey. That's were Victoria College is. She's gone back to her old job.
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Steve Elliot : How many demerits for kissing a teacher?
Caroline Brooks : Enough to expel you, you wolf!
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Steve Elliot : Where's George?
Harry James : Out with a posse looking for you.
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Jean Allenwood : [singing] Don't you get a tingle, Whenever our voices mingle?
Steve Elliot : You've heard that Sinatra fellow
Jean Allenwood : I swoon when he gets mellow
Steve Elliot : Well, anything he can do I can do, Accompanied slightly by you
Jean Allenwood : I'll take the high note, And you take the low note, And we'll make sweet music together...
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Mme. Zarka : Well, come in, Mr. Elliott.
Steve Elliot : No, I don't think I'd better.
Mme. Zarka : Will you please come in? We have no time to play the hide-and-the-seek, Mr. Elliott. Come in!
[Mr. Elliot enters in a pink tutu]
Mme. Zarka : Well, well, well, look who's here. Mr. Apollo.
[slapping each named body part]
Mme. Zarka : Stomach in. Chest out. Shoulders back. Head up.
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Steve Elliot : I'm dressed like a dame to escape a Dane.
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Steve Elliot : I'm gonna knock that petunia-presser right on his trapeoliums.
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Bunny : [racing in with two other sorority sisters] Steven Elliott, your hour has come. You've been chosen to join the order of the wise and worthy witches of Alpha Nu. Okay, kids! Give him the business.
[others start paddling Steve's behind]
Steve Elliot : Now, wait a minute. What? Oh! Oh, why don't you girls pick on somebody your size?
[knock at the door]
Bunny : Gosh, who's that?
Steve Elliot : I don't know, but, I think it's one of your teachers.
Bunny : Jeepers! How'll we get out of here?
Steve Elliot : I don't know. You're witches, figure it out for yourself.
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George Adams : [referring to Caroline] Wait a minute, Steve. How does she look in a bathing suit?
Steve Elliot : How does she look in a bathing suit?
[looks into the camera]
Steve Elliot : Is he kidding?