Way Out West (1937)
Stanley Fields: Sheriff
Quotes
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Sheriff : [having just gotten a tearful earful from his distraught wife about The Boys' having romantically harassed her on the coach] Fiddlin', huh?
Oliver : [absent-mindedly nods in agreement, then hastily shakes his head rapidly and forcefully, realizing that he should not be admitting to any wrongdoing]
Sheriff : Well... we don't like your kind around these parts! And there's one thing in this here town - - we DON'T allow! And that's messing with our women! Now, if you want to stay healthy, you'll catch the next coach out of town.
Oliver : Yes, sir. We'll be right on our way just as soon as we finish up with our business.
Sheriff : And if you MISS the next coach...
Sheriff : [draws revolver]
Sheriff : You'll be riding out of here in a HEARSE!
Sheriff : [slides the gun back into his holster with an angry shove] G'day, strangers!
[walks away huffily]
Stan : [with an innocently cheerful friendly wave after the departing sheriff, showing that he fails to grasp the gravity of the situation] Goodbye...!
Oliver : [hastiy shushing him] Let well enough alone!
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Mickey Finn : [holding a pistol] Now, get out of here!
[knock on the door]
Mickey Finn : Who's there?
Sheriff : The sheriff.
Ollie : Just in the nick of time! Now we'll get justice! Come in, Sheriff, you're just the man I'm looking for!
Sheriff : And you're just the man I'm looking for.
Ollie : Oh thank you, this man -
[Ollie recognizes the Sheriff whose wife was pestered by Stan and Ollie in the stagecoach]
Ollie : Ohhh!
[Stan laughs hysterically]
Sheriff : [Ollie taps Stan on the shoulder, he stops laughing] I thought I told you two dudes to catch the next coach out of town.
Ollie : [meekly] Yes, sir.
Sheriff : Well, it left ten minutes ago.
Ollie : It did? Well, maybe we'd better try and catch it.
Sheriff : Well, I'd say you'd better!
[the Sheriff fires his guns, chasing Stan and Ollie out of town]
Sheriff : Look at 'em go!
Mickey Finn : Ha, you can't see 'em for dust!
[Sheriff laughs]