Three Men on a Horse (1936)
Sam Levene: Patsy
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Quotes
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Erwin Trowbridge : [after several drinks] That's funny. I'm kinda sorta feeling a little sleepy.
Patsy : What you need is a little drink to wake you up.
[to Harry, the bartender]
Patsy : Harry, scotch for Erwin. He needs a pick-up.
Harry, the Bartender : He'll need picking up, alright.
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Patsy : Tell Mabel to wait when she comes.
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Patsy : You can't go to the office like that. You're kinda stiff.
Erwin Trowbridge : Oh, no! I'm limber enough. In fact, I'm a little too limber. That might be from drinkin' though, mightin' it?
Harry, the Bartender : Yeah, that might be the explanation.
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Erwin Trowbridge : I gotta go. Mr. Carver will be most annoyed. He employs me.
Charlie : Erwin! Do you want your boss to see you in that disgusting condition?
Erwin Trowbridge : Oh, dear. Am I disgusting?
Patsy : Revolting!
Erwin Trowbridge : I'm sorry.
Patsy : Aw, have another drink and forget it. None of us is purfect.
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Patsy : Listen to this: "Why was it that I chose to roam? Cross land and sea, so far from home. If that be life, my mutter dear, I send this card, of love and cheer. Mutter's Day, number 37." That touches ya, ya know that. Right here.
Mabel : Yeah. Like seein' a good, sad movie, ain't it. Gee.
Patsy : You know, this Erwin guy ain't bein' appreciated.
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Frankie : Read it, Patsy!
Patsy : "At Christmas tide your hair was gray, But memories chased your cares away, Now lovingly in my simple way, I send you love on Mutter's Day. Mutter's Day, number 16."
Harry, the Bartender : It sort of gets you, don't it.
Patsy : And he done it just while he was sittin' there.
Frankie : Weird, ain't it!
Patsy : "At Christmas tide your hair was gray, But memories chased your cares away." - - That's literature!
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Patsy : Erwin, this is the little woman!
Erwin Trowbridge : How do you do? Miss...
Mabel : Just call me Mabel, Erwin. Any friend of Patsy's is a friend of mine.
Patsy : I've often suspected that.
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Patsy : Say, what is this?
Erwin Trowbridge : She's dizzy.
Mabel : I'm dizzy, Patsy.
Patsy : You must be to try and double-cross me. Get back to your room before I kick your teeth in!
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Patsy : Just like all them forward guys. A ladykiller, huh?
Erwin Trowbridge : I assure you I have no lure for the opposite sex. Honest I haven't! Ask anybody. Ask my wife.
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Patsy : If you ever show your face around here again, you'll carry it out between two buns like a hamburger!
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Patsy : [on the phone] Yeah, Sugar. Yes, darling. Okay, Sugar. Yeah, Sugar.
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Patsy : There you are, pal. I had it made up special.
[hands Erwin a tie]
Erwin Trowbridge : I thought perhaps you did. Maybe I better take one of your less expensive ones.
Patsy : Put it on! Put it on! It tones you up a bit.
Mabel : Yeah, like a Calliope!