Three Little Beers (1935)
Curly Howard: Curley
Quotes
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Desk Relief Clerk : Pardon me, gentlemen.
Moe : You mean us?
Desk Relief Clerk : Yes. Are you members of the press?
Moe : Why, uh...
Curly : I used to be! But I didn't do any pressing. I went through the pockets, sort of a "dry cleaning"! Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!
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Moe : What do you know about that?
Larry : What?
Moe : A hundred bucks.
Larry : A hundred bucks?
Curly : A hundred bucks? Count me in.
Moe : Second prize, $50, third prize, $25, fourth prize, a keg of beer.
Curly : What is it? What do we have to do?
Moe : Shoot golf.
Curly : Oh, hunting.
[Moe tries to eye-poke him, but is blocked by a rope hanging between them]
Curly : Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.
Moe : [giving him a soft slap on the cheek] Get out of here.
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Moe : Pardon me, before you bat that ball. Did you pick up my ball?
Golfer : Most assuredly not.
Golfer : [approaching] Uh, pardon me. Did you pick up my ball?
Moe : I should say not.
Larry : [approaching] Say...
Moe : Did you pick up the gentleman's ball?
Larry : Why, no.
Curly : [Moe turns to him] Oh, I did not!
Moe : You "did not" what?
Curly : I still didn't!
[Moe bops Curly on the head, causing Curly to woo and run in place, and a plethora of golf balls to fall out of Curly's pockets]