Them Thar Hills (1934)
Stan Laurel: Stan
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Quotes
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Stanley Laurel : Your bath's ready.
Ollie Hardy : You know I can't take a bath with this foot. And besides, it isn't Saturday.
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Mrs. Hall : I'm so hungry I could eat a horse's neck.
Ollie Hardy : Get up, Stanley, let the lady sit down, and fix us something to eat.
[Mrs. Hall sits down just as Stan picks up a hatchet and starts for the door]
Ollie Hardy : Where are you going?
Stanley Laurel : I'm going to look for a horse.
Ollie Hardy : [takes the hatchet from him] Sit down!
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The Doctor : That's the worst case of gout I ever saw.
Ollie Hardy : What causes that, Doctor?
The Doctor : Too much high living.
Stanley Laurel : Too much what?
The Doctor : Too much high living.
Stanley Laurel : Maybe we'd better move down to the basement.
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The Doctor : Remember, you can't burn the candle at both ends.
Stanley Laurel : We don't burn candles, we've got an electric light.
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[They have arrived at a clearing up in the mountains]
Ollie Hardy : Isn't this ideal?
Stanley Laurel : It sure is. One month up here and we wouldn't know each other. We've got a well and water and lots of it and everything.
Ollie Hardy : Go in and ask the folks if they mind if we park here.
[Stan goes up to the door, knocks on it, it opens and the building is empty]
Ollie Hardy : Anyone home?
Stanley Laurel : Not now but there was a minute ago.
Ollie Hardy : Who was it?
Stanley Laurel : It was me. You see I was knocking on the door and...
Ollie Hardy : Nevermind the details. C'mon let's get some food, I'm famished. "I was knocking on the door." Hmph!
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Stanley Laurel : Why don't we get one of those trailers to hook on the back of your car. Much better than sleeping in a tent. The flies wouldn't bother us...
Ollie Hardy : Can you take one of those things into the mountains?
Stanley Laurel : Sure, right up in the high multitude. What do you think?
Ollie Hardy : We can't afford to buy one of those trailers.
Stanley Laurel : We don't have to buy one, we could rent one. I know a fellow who's got one for rent and we could get it for next to nothing. I'll bet if we pay cash we get it less than that.
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Stanley Laurel : What'll we have for dinner?
Ollie Hardy : How about a plate of beans and a cup of steaming hot coffee?
Stanley Laurel : Swell! You sure know how to plan a meal.
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Ollie Hardy : [drinking well water that bootleggers spiked with moonshine] Well, there's nothing wrong with this. It's the iron in it. That's the way *all* mountain water taste. That's why the doctor said drink plenty of it. Try some. It's good for your nerves.
Stanley Laurel : Isn't that funny.
Ollie Hardy : What?
Stanley Laurel : It tickles.