Scram! (1932)
Arthur Housman: Drunk
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Quotes
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Oliver : What's the matter, neighbor?
Drunk : I los' the key to my car.
Stanley Laurel : Can't you find it?
Drunk : No. Thas' why I'm lookin'.
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Oliver : [Stan and the Drunk have fallen into the open sewer. Before Ollie can help them out, a patrolling officer approaches] Shh, here comes a policeman.
Drunk : Fell down the grating.
[Stan shushes him]
Drunk : Oh pfffffffbt!
[the policeman thinks Ollie blew a raspberry at him and whacks him on the shoulder with his truncheon]
Stanley Laurel : [whispers] It's a policeman.
Drunk : A policeman? Pfffffffffbt!
[Enraged, the policeman chases Ollie around the block]
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Drunk : My room is upstairs to the left. Now, you palsies go and make yourself comfortable. I'll go and put the car away and then I'll make a little drink.
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Drunk : Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy.
Hawkins - the Butler : Might I ask what you're doing here?
Drunk : Isn't this my house?
Hawkins - the Butler : It certainly is not!
Drunk : ...Ooh, maybe I better go then.
Hawkins - the Butler : Maybe you had!