50 Million Frenchmen (1931)
Ole Olsen: Simon Johanssen
Quotes
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Simon Johanssen : Well, what can we do for you today?
A Scotsman : How much do you charge for a ticket to Edinburgh?
Peter Swanson : To where?
A Scotsman : To Edinburgh.
Peter Swanson : [they put him on the weighing scales] Two hundred and fifty dollars.
A Scotsman : [outraged] Two hundred and fifty dollars?
Peter Swanson : Two hundred and fifty dollars.
A Scotsman : Hoots, mon!
Peter Swanson : He's got owl blood in him!
A Scotsman : How much do you charge for shipping a dead man?
Simon Johanssen : Thirty five dollars.
A Scotsman : Thirty five dollars?
[he exits and a shot is heard. Peter rings up $35 on the cash register]