Eddie Cantor: Self
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Quotes
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[first lines]
Eddie Cantor : Hello. Oh, no. No, lady, no you're wrong. I'm not Tommy Meehan. Funny how everybody takes me for Tommy Meehan. No, Tommy hasn't got that certain... you know, that I have.
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Eddie Cantor : Her poor father, he died of throat trouble. They hung him.
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Eddie Cantor : No matter how much the boss likes you, you can't work in a bank and bring home samples.
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Eddie Cantor : She was so dumb they had to burn down the schoolhouse to get her out of the second grade.
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Eddie Cantor : There was a man who loved the bees. / He was their earnest friend. / He used to sit upon their hives, / But they stung him in the end.
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[last lines]
Eddie Cantor : [singing] My head should be where your chest is. / Kiss me, hot lips; I'm asbestos. / Oh, gee, Georgie, oh gee!
