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Poll: Best of C.D. Bales's Joking Insults Better Than "Big Nose"?

In Roxanne (1987), a modern update of Cyrano de Bergerac (1950), a drunk calls C. D. Bales (Steve Martin) "big nose" and C.D. responds by coming up with 25 joking insults that are more clever. Which is your favorite?

Discuss the list here

Results of 337 votes:

  1. 1.

    Obvious Child (2014)

     
    Obvious: 'Scuse me, is that your nose or did a bus park on your face?
  2. 2.

    Tillie's Punctured Romance (1914)

     
    Punctual: All right, Delbman, your nose was on time but YOU were fifteen minutes late!
  3. 3.

    Dirty Dancing (1987)

     
    Dirty: Your name wouldn't be Dick, would it?

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