Obvious Child (2014)
Obvious: 'Scuse me, is that your nose or did a bus park on your face?
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Poll: Best of C.D. Bales's Joking Insults Better Than "Big Nose"?
In Roxanne (1987), a modern update of Cyrano de Bergerac (1950), a drunk calls C. D. Bales (Steve Martin) "big nose" and C.D. responds by coming up with 25 joking insults that are more clever. Which is your favorite?
Make Your Choice
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The Weather Man (2005)
Meteorological: Everybody take cover, she's going to blow! -
Fashion (2008)
Fashionable: You know, you could de-emphasize your nose if you wore something larger, like... Wyoming. -
Personal Best (1982)
Personal: Well, here we are, just the three of us. -
Tillie's Punctured Romance (1914)
Punctual: All right, Delbman, your nose was on time but YOU were fifteen minutes late! -
Envy (2004)
Envious: Ooooh, I wish I were you! Gosh, to be able to smell your own ear! -
Naughty Marietta (1935)
Naughty: Uh, pardon me, sir, some of the ladies have asked if you wouldn't mind putting that thing away. -
The Philosopher Kings (2009)
Philosophical: You know, it's not the size of a nose that's important, it's what's IN IT that matters. -
The Good Humor Man (2005)
Humorous: Laugh and the world laughs with you. Sneeze, and it's goodbye, Seattle! -
Commercial Kings (2011)
Commercial: Hi, I'm Earl Scheib, and I can paint that nose for $39.95! -
A Polite Bribe (2013)
Polite: Uh, would you mind not bobbing your head? The, uh, orchestra keeps changing tempo. -
The Broadway Melody (1929)
Melodic: He's got... The whole world in his nose! -
One + One (1968)
Sympathetic: Aw, what happened? Did your parents lose a bet with God? -
Compliments of the Season (1930)
Complimentary: You must love the little birdies to give them this to perch on. -
Alan Alda in Scientific American Frontiers (1990)
Scientific: Say, does that thing there influence the tides? -
Jude the Obscure (1971)
Obscure: Whoa! I'd hate to see the grindstone. -
Inquiring Nuns (1968)
Inquiring: When you stop to smell the flowers, are they afraid? -
The French Connection (1971)
French: Saihr, ze pigs have refused to find any more truffles until you leave! -
An Affair of Love (1999)
Pornographic: Finally, a man who can satisfy two women at once! -
Religious Racketeers (1938)
Religious: The Lord giveth... and He just kept on giving, didn't He? -
The Disgustings (2014)
Disgusting: Say, who mows your nose hair? -
Paranoid (2000)
Paranoid: Keep that guy away from my cocaine! -
Coffee Town (2013)
Aromatic: It must wonderful to wake up in the morning and smell the coffee... in Brazil. -
Mutual Appreciation (2005)
Appreciative: Oooh, how original! Most people just have their teeth capped. -
Dirty Dancing (1987)
Dirty: Your name wouldn't be Dick, would it?
