26 August 2008 8:38 AM, PDT | From fantasymoguls.com | See recent Fantasy Moguls news
Greetings to all citizens, denizens and tourists of the Fantaverse, and welcome once again to Bard's Eye View, your virtual laboratory where we dissect, vivisect and analyze down to the molecular level, the latest wide-release films that germinate their way into theaters. Much like some microscopic organisms, some films are lethargic specimens with absolutely no signs of intelligence or cellular activity. Others show great powers of adaptation, insinuating their way into our lives and making us talk about them without really realizing why. Just don't get too close to the latest Friedberg/Seltzer film, that stuff is lethally radioactive and has a half-life of at least two months. (Wink.)
Shrykespeare

