Ray Timmons
- Actor
- Writer
- Producer
Ray Timmons was born with an extremely rare birth defect known as
unicornitis also known as the unicorn disease in which a magical
unicorn horn protrudes from his upper forehead. Growing up as a young
child he had it hard with kids tormenting him incessantly about his odd
protrusion. Luckily Ray was a determined young boy and overcame his
unique disposition and turned his odd birth defect into a career, for
you see the horn has the ability to Induce people into a hypnotized
state in which all they can do is sing karaoke. Making millions of of
his hit karaoke bar years later Ray decided it was finally time to part
with his beloved horn and pursue his real dream of musical comedy in
which he now sings about completely unrealistic subjects such as
cyclops love and melon gang bangs. Though he no longer has the rare
magical horn, he still uses the years of experience he gained from it.
After years of watching people making complete idiots of them selves he
learned the true ways of comedy and truly flourishes. Also a small side
due to a small side effect of the horn Ray has prolonged lifespan and
is actually 133 years old as of the year 2011.