Those trousers did change my life. I was so gutted that I couldn't take them with me.
I turned around, and five seconds later, I had blue ticks, and people were talking about it, and talking to me like they knew me, like they wanted to know me. And that was quite weird, because I've met me, and I'm very normal.
Chill your beans, Nathaniel. It's going to be alright.