- An olympic [hero] with no neck, and a giant with no testicles!" In reference to Test: "The jerkle of the squared circle!" To Chyna in reference to her being Intercontinental Champion: "An idea more ridiculously enhanced than your breasts are!
- Welcome to RAW is Jericho!
- It will never EEEEVER happen again.
- (To Viscera) Even though you look like the lovechild of Fat Albert and Mr. T, I will fight you tonight. I'd really like to get my hands on Eddie Guerrero and that SHANK Chyna, but instead I will fight you, who is bigger than both Eddie, and Chyna, and their extended families, and their living room furniture COMBINED!
- (To Shane McMahon) Every day you come out here, these people call you that word that rhymes with wussy...(AUDIENCE: PUSSY!)...oh yeah, that's it!
- (To Vince McMahon) VANCE McMahon, you have built the gigantic and successful federation, the WWF. You are a multi-BILLIONaire. But you did it all to make up for the fact that you have a very...small...penis!
- Junior, I'll wrestle you anyday, cause baby, I'm Y2J!
- You are a JACKASS!
- (on Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley) She considers herself to be the Queen of Hardcore, but movies don't really count.
- (to Chris Kanyon) Who better than Kanyon? The answer to that is easy, every Jerichoholic in this building is better than Kanyon!
- (to Tazz) I know that you've got a big head because you're the star of the MTV series Tough Enough. Well, Y2J thinks that you're better suited to being the star of another MTV series, Jackass!
- (Speaking backstage to Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley in Washington, D.C.) Stephanie, here we are in Washington, D.C. and you, without your cigar.
- (to Lance Storm) Your name really isn't Lance Storm is it? It's really Forest Gump!
- (to Test) How can a man whose name is short for testicles have absolutely none?
- (When he was Undisputed WWF Champion) I am a living legend, larger than life, the first ever Undisputed WWF Champion!
- You sanctimonious son of bitch.
- I'm gonna take you downtown to chinatown!
Contribute to this page
Suggest an edit or add missing content