I do a huge number of ordinary things very badly, and there's only three or four things that, it's not that I do them well, but I have become professional at them. (Thos three things being writing, directing and acting)
¡Vaya usted a la mierda! ¡A la mierda! ("Go to hell! To hell!"; losing his temper in 2000 when a fan asked him for an autograph at the wrong time. This became a catch phrase, a meme, and an element of parody, including parodies made by Fernán Gómez himself)